DIBUANG SAYANG: #tebakansapi

 Moooooo.

from my insignificant tumblog.

Somebody started #tebakansapi on my timeline few days ago. I joined the games for “personal, nocturnal fulfilment”. Turned out, things went beyond what I initially thought. Completely useless but, as the title said, it’s just dibuang sayang. Here I compile the craps. Enjoy and puke!

Sapi apa yg berbulu dada? | sapi-an lama aku menungguuu….. #tebakansapi #ampuniakubangridho

sapi apa yg demen mandi pake sabun batang? | sapi-a latjuba. #tebakansapi #cuuuuuuuurrrrr 

sapi apa yang paling jalang? | sapi perebut laki orang. #tebakansapi #brb #nontoncintafitri 

sapi apa yg kakinya satu? | sapi latihan balet. kan tiga kaki diangkat-angkat gitu. #tebakansapi #protesdiciumomem

sapi apa yg kakinya dua? | sepasang sapi latihan balet. #tebakansapi #PROTESGUAUNFOLLOW!

sapi apa yg kakinya delapan? | sepasang sapi latihan balet trus jatuh tersungkur. #tebakansapi #BURUANCIUMGUE

sapi apa yg kakinya tiga? | sapi lagi latihan balet, jatuh, trus satu kakinya diamputasi. #tebakansapi #ampunihambayaRabbi

sapi apa yg nangis ga berenti2? | sapi yg kakinya barusan diamputasi. #tebakansapi

sapi apa yg kakinya dua belas? | tiga sapi betina yg jenguk sapi yg abis diamputasi. #tebakansapi #BFFceritanya #unfollowdirisendiri

sapi apa yg bisa tersenyum licik? | sapi saingannya sapi yg diamputasi tadi. #tebakansapi #mulutkeluarribuankalong

sapi apa yg hatinya penuh dendam? | sapi yg kakinya diamputasi tadiiiiiiiiii!!!!! #tebakansapi #bukaWord #bikinscreenplay

sapi apa yg sekarang bawa pecut? | sapi yg diamputasi tadi. disusupi roh kucing gitu deh. #tebakansapi #PROTESCAKAR!!!!!!!!

sapi apa yg duduknya ngangkang sambil minum wine? | sapi yg tersenyum licik tadi. udah di kamarnya sih. #tebakansapi

sapi apa yg bisa mecahin jendela kaca? | sapi yg kakinya diamputasi tadi lah, pake kostum kucing! miauww. #tebakansapi

sapi apa yg mecahin gelas? | sapi yg duduknya ngangkang tadi. kaget, kan jendelanya dipecahin sama sapi yg kakinya diamputasi. #tebakansapi

sapi apa yg bisa ngomong inggris? | sapi yg barusan mecahin gelas. “Who the hell are you???” #tebakansapi #settingmasihdikamaryangtadi

sapi apa yg bisa membentak? | sapi yg diamputasi tadi. “Shut up, bitch! You’re not worth it for white swan!!” #tebakansapi #sapibalerina

sapi apa yg make iPhone? | sapi yg ketakutan krn dibentak sapi yg diamputasi. “I’m going to call police,” she grabs her iPhone. #tebakansapi

sapi apa yg ngotot pengen dpt peran white swan? | ya sapi yg diamputasi lah! “I’ll be the one. and you…. are going to die.” #tebakansapi

sapi apa yg menitikkan air mata? | sapi yg masih megang iPhone. “Please spare my life. I can’t die tonight. I love my kids.” #tebakansapi 

sapi apa yg sadiiiiis banget? | sapi yg diamputasi nyilet2 muka sapi yg megang iPhone. “Painful? So is losing one leg!” #tebakansapi

sapi apa yg mati mengenaskan? | sapi yg mukanya disilet2 tadi. kasian ya, bowk? #tebakansapi

sapi apa yg loncat dari satu rooftop ke rooftop lain? | sapi yg diamputasi dan berkostum kucing tadi. “I’m a bad bad bad girl” #tebakansapi

sapi apa yg bisa amnesia? | sapi yg kakinya diamputasi & pagi2 bangun di RS. “Who am I?” #tebakansapi

sapi apa yg pagi2 udah histeris? | sapi yg amnesia tadi. “MY LEEEGGG?????” #tebakansapi

siapa nama sapi yg jadi tokoh utama #tebakansapi ini? | Alice. “My name is Alice. I’m still alive and they should be wary.”

siapa yg mendatangi Alice ketika dia keluar dari RS? | seekor kelinci. “I’m White Rabbit from Umbrella Corp. Pls come w/ me.” #tebakansapi

apa yg terjadi setelah Alice bertemu White Rabbit? | kamera zoom out teruuus sampe ke luar angkasa. season 1 ends. #tebakansapi

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